unclefather:

how to kiss a boy

  1. grab his waist
  2. slip your hand in his pocket
  3. steal his wallet
  4. dont even kiss him
  5. just run

(via wigglytuffer)


slowur:

sassy & bitchy

(via cramp)


(via human)


thefaultinourstargirls:

talk dirty to me

thefaultinourstargirls:

talk dirty to me


(via sorry)


snazziest:

people who dont flush the toilet must be eliminated

(via sorry)


yinx1:

sueanoi:

betweenthetights:

blogfrenzy:

water is wet

the sun is hot

leaves are green

Republicans are white

yinx1:

sueanoi:

betweenthetights:

blogfrenzy:

water is wet

the sun is hot

leaves are green

Republicans are white

(via intensional)


sex-thrill:

my blog will make you horny ;)

sex-thrill:

my blog will make you horny ;)


colossal-sweat:

walking out of a bathroom with no hand dryers like

image

(via twinking)


unclefather:


A kingdom of isolation
And it looks like I’m the queen

Is this from frozen? 

unclefather:

A kingdom of isolation

And it looks like I’m the queen

Is this from frozen? 

(via guy)


(via paprika)


rnackenzie:

1 note? guess my kids arent eating tonight

(via guccier)



This couple got wedding rings with the waveform of their own voices saying, “I do.”

This couple got wedding rings with the waveform of their own voices saying, “I do.”

(via cockumberr)


cakejam:

when u want something but the price just too much

image

(via africandad)


(via okay)